Total Medals Earned: 455 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,980 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Fail at typing
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 16/18 (350/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 11/30 (55/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!